5 Good Reasons I Should Be Cast As Anastasia Steele in the 50 Shades of Gray Movie
1. I drive a dangerous car
This is Rocket. Sure, Rocket’s been in ditches, snow storms, and fender benders. But she was mine and I loved her! Just like Ana’s old Beatle, there’s no seperating us from our cars! Spoiler Alert: Car and Girl are seperated.
2. I’m a cheap drunk.
Like most classy bitches, I get drunk after two, three glasses of chilled wine that a man sips out of my belly button.
3. I’m not uncomfortable being handcuffed
Whether it’s sexually, criminally, or just because I made a terrible mistake, I’m okay with being bound.
4. I Make Bad Decisions
This is Cory. He’s in the Hell’s Angels. I went down a dark ally with him to take this picture. Worth it!
5. Sometime I Need To Be Reminded To Eat
Danielle Soto 
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