I did something so weird the other night, I don’t even know how I ended up doing this but tell me if you’ve ever tried it… I Skyped with my clothes on.
Oh yes, the webcam action happens. And people will tell me constantly, “That is really dangerous! You shouldn’t do that!” And I always reassure them I’m webcamming in the safest way possible. I only get down and dirty with my current boyfriend that I trust and who respects me.
Or, it doesn’t even need to be a boyfriend. It just has to be someone that I trust and who respects me.
And really respect is secondary. They don’t need to respect me. But it definitely needs to be someone I trust.
Unless he’s paying me. Then that sort of goes in lieu of trust. But if he’s not paying me then it has to be someone I trust.
Ok, I don’t always always trust them but they definitely need to ask. I only do it with guys who ask politely.
I mean, it doesn’t have to be politely. They have to ask though, I’m not just going to do it.
Unless he’s hot, then I’ll probably offer. Or if I’m bored. Or feeling needy. Then I’ll just kind of offer.
Or start doing it. So basically I have to know the person. I have to have met them previously.
Except if you count Chat Roulette people.
In all seriousness the worst thing that could possible happen is that nudie pics or video get out of me. In which case– uh, so what? Everyone’s seen boobs before. And if you haven’t seen boobs before then you’re welcome because I just gave you high standards for life. And if that’s a big concern then simply leave your face (and name plate necklace that you wear every day that says, “DANIELLE”) out of the photo. Learned THAT the hard way.
You’re lying if you say you’ve never sent a naughsty pic to someone. Or, okay, you’re not lying but you’re lying if you haven’t taken a sexy pic of yourself for your own amusement. I think it’s good for your morale. Plus it’s a rush, gets your heart beating which means you’re burning more calories which means you’re slimming down which means boom– sexier nudie pics! And thus– the circle of sluttiness.
(Auto correct tried to change sluttiness to smuttiness and it almost convinced me to do so.)